bathroom graffiti

We have all seen it - simple and often obscene sayings written (and sometimes scratched) into the walls of public restrooms. Graffiti can be art, but not in a bathroom; these etches in rest stops across America represents the sad humor of the lowest specimen the human gene pool has to offer. Trust me, it doesn't take a genius to think up phrases like: "for a good time call#..." Sayings like that are even better when the vandal misspells "good."

Although, bathroom graffiti can sometimes be entertaining. I frequently see one piece that has gone through multiple incarnations.
What started as

"DAYVID SH**S HERE"

transformed into

"DAYVID EATS SH**S HERE"

and finally became

"DAYVID'S MOM EATS SH**S HERE"

I know, it's not the greatest showing of human intellect, and I'm pretty sure that the name was supposed to be "David" not "Dayvid." But at least I know one thing: no matter how miserable I feel, at least I'm not Dayvid.

However, there is one piece of bathroom graffiti that perplexes me. In the a stall in the main-floor men's room at my office, there is the following bold statement, written in what looks like a Sharpie:

"I thought Toy Story 2 was okay."

WHAT?!? A Toy Story reference? In the men's room? Either pure delusional rambling or merciless emasculation. Has to be. What could possibly motivate a man to compliment Toy Story 2 in the place that other men go to heed nature's call?