I am not making this conversation up.
Teacher: What is the oldest pyramid in Egypt
Student 1: (shurg)I don't know.
Student 2: The one at Giza?
(other students guess)
Student 3: Is it the one without the nose?
Teacher: (random laughing in the background) That is not a pyramid.
Student 3: Yes it is, it's the one with no nose!
(more random laughter)
Student 2: What about the great pyramid?
Student 3: The one with no nose, it's a statue in Egypt. It's the oldest pyramid.
Teacher: (shakes head no)
Student 4: (attempts to explain what a pyramid is)
Student 3: It's the one with the broken nose. You know... The sphincter!