Upon return from Canada, my wife made an interesting discovery while unpacking my bags.
Bekah: What are these? (holds up a pair of boxers) Are these yours?
Bekah: Who's are they?
Me: I don't know.
Bekah: How did they get in your bag?
Me: (shugs shoulders)
Bekah: What do you expect me to do with them?
Me: (shrugs shoulders again)
Bekah: That's so gross.
Me: So, throw them away.
Bekah: And waste a perfectly good pair of boxers? I'll just wash them.