(Three security guards, two in uniform, the other only wearing a hat bearing the company logo. They speak with Minnesota accents, and ALL should have retired years ago.)
Guard #2: So, these are da computers we're watching, eh?
Guard #1: Yup, dat day are.
Guard #3:Oooh, day hava big screen TV!
G#2: Can we watch da TV?
G#1: Sure ya can. Day don't get many channels though.
(Author's note: I feel so secure... thanks guys!)
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