The following is a real e-mail message Received in my inbox, shortly after 12:00pm on the 5th of April.
From: Captain Obvious
To: All Employees
Subject: Belching
Please don’t Belch out loud for everyone including your customers to hear.
Captain Obvious
Team Supervisor
I don't burp--rather I consider "burping" my air-quality control mechanism.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you receive this email. Additionally, I joked about this once and got a good knee whacking about passing gas.
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