The good: Cleared sinuses
The bad: Non-stop sneezing for the next 20 minutes
The good: Alert and hypersensitive to my surroundings
The bad: Massive headache
Undetermined: Uncontrollable fits of laughter for no apparent reason
Undetermined: Warped vision
Bad… but amusing: Hallucinations
*Disclosure: Pure accident. In no way did I intend on snorting dishwasher soap.