Please excuse my absence

I have been suffering a rare malady that some doctors* refer to as RIH or Relocation Induced Hiatus. It is not a chronic nor terminal affliction.

Causes: abrupt changes in residential dwellings.

Symptoms: Sensory deprivation, muscle strains, fatigue, twisted ankles, excessive perspiration, technological and informative withdrawals, possible anti-social behavior, dementia, paint stains, and irregular blogging syndrome.**

Treatment: WiFi

Side effects: Self imposed isolation, sudden onset carpal tunnel, sensory overload, and more anti-social behavior.

* By "some" I mean "none."
** Irregular blogging syndrome is not a real disease.

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