Denial: "It's just a little stubble. It's nothing really, no big deal."
Anger: "Aaaaauauarrrrghh. Everything itches! Get this hideous thing off my face."
Bargaining: "How long has it been? OK, I think I can do this. Maybe. It's only a couple more weeks."
Depression: "Ugh, I feel disgusting. I look like a homeless person. This month is never going to end."
Acceptance: "I have a manly beard."