The joys of magnetic poetry (finally a non-political post)

Dear Bubba,

Uncle stole truck because single tractor fetch big woman.
Mama busted the toilet over here, Why else Granny wear red britches?
American redneck possum don’t bite family, but they do love your fried goat manure.
My fish ain’t dang chicken meat, Tape up your belch duct!

Sincerely,

Junior