Hungry?

Christian gets off the school bus and walks in the house...

Christian: Momma, can I play video games?
Bekah: No, baby, you're going to go to the store with Daddy.
Christian: Where are we going, Daddy?
Me: To the grocery store.
Christian: Can I play video games?
Me: No, we're going to go to the store.
Christian: Where?
Me: The grocery store.
Christian: Oh.


On the way to the car...

Christian: Where are we going?
Me: To the store.
Christian: Oh.


In the car...

Christian: Where are we going?
Me: To the grocery store.
Christian: Are you going to bring me home?
Me: Nope. I'm going to leave you there.
Christian: But what if I get hungry?
Me: There's lots of food at the grocery store.
Christian: (Puzzled expression)
Christian: Can I eat at the grocery store?
Me: Do you really think I'd leave you at the grocery store?
Christian: Uh... No. Hehe. (pause) But what if I get hungry at the grocery store?