They said what?!?

Doctor in reference to his patients: My number's not public... The people that I work with, they're not working with a full deck of cards if you know what I mean.
What kind of doctor is he?

Employee to his boss: I don't smoke as much pot as I used to.
Which is helpful when you work in a drug-free environment.

Job posting in want ads: This is a part time job, could lead into full time. Must know area very well, willing to work 8-10 hours per day.
I'd hate to see what they consider to be full time.

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